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The Doctor Is In

Doctor Detroit (1983)

Doctor Detroit Poster

Times are rough for Chicago pimp, Smooth Walker.  He owes a local mob boss, by the name of Mom, about $80k, and she is more than happy to break as many bones as necessary to get her cash.  Smooth tells her that a Michigan pimp who calls himself Doctor Detroit came in and took all his money and his stable of girls.  Mom wants to have a word with this Doctor fella ASAP.  Here’s the thing: Doctor Detroit doesn’t exist, Smooth just made him up on the spot and actually spent all the money he owes Mom on himself.  He needs to find some schmuck to pretend to be the Doctor so he can skip town.

Enter mild-mannered college professor Clifford Skridlow (Dan Aykroyd). Smooth finds this guy at a restaurant and takes him out for the time of his life, gives him some sexy time with his ladies and convinces him that this is the life he should be leading. Now Clifford is stuck with these girls he needs to protect, as Mom is looking to get her money.  Clifford must play the part of super pimp Doctor Detroit and try to reason with the mobster.  Things get hectic as Detroit is now the most famous playa in town, while Cliff tries to manage his professional life and the lives of his ‘professionals’. Everything culminates at a reception for the college he works at, and the annual Playa’s Ball, all set to a dance number with James Brown!

Alex’s Thoughts: I remember this being funnier…funny… somewhat funny?  I really don’t think adult me likes this movie anymore. I want so badly to like Dan Aykroyd in everything he’s in, but I just don’t.  The first time you see him in the Doctor Detroit costume it is somewhat amusing, but then it is quickly lost within the slow pace of the rest of the movie. If you simply need a young Fran Drescher fix, or want to watch a white comic awkwardly dance with a bunch of black people, this is the one for you.  If you are just looking for a good Aykroyd flick, watch Spies Like Us instead. Alex Rates This Movie 3/10.

Tim’s Thoughts: There are better Dan Aykroyd movies out there, but this isn’t that bad. I think despite it’s age, there are some funny parts, and Aykroyd does the the stick-in-the-mud character pretty well. But this isn’t even the best 80′s straight man turned pimp movie we have reviewed for the blog. I liked this as a kid, but like most of those movies, they are better fondly remembered. Tim Rates This Movie 5/10

“I warn you, I’m a chiropractor! I will use my skills negatively!”

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Trading Places (1983)

The Duke brothers own a commodities brokerage in Philly, and while they are quite successful at this, they do sometimes argue among themselves.  The topic of their recent argument is that of nature versus nurture; they make a wager and agree to conduct an experiment switching the lives of two people at opposite sides of the social spectrum and observing the results.  After witnessing one of their up-and-comers Louis Winthorpe (Dan Aykroyd) having an altercation with a homeless man named Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy), who was just trying to help Winthorpe, but he accused him of theft and had him arrested anyway; the Duke brothers have found their test subjects.

The Dukes go on to frame Winthorpe and he loses everything: his job, his home, friends and even his lady.  He is a ruined man in the matter of just a few hours, and now only has the help of the kindly hooker Ophelia (Jamie Lee Curtis) to get by.  Things aren’t all bad for Winthorpe though, as he does get to see Jamie Lee’s boobs, but unfortunately not her penis. Oh well.   Things are really starting to heat up for Valentine, as the Dukes have given him Winthorpe’s old life, and it seems that he has a knack for the commodities business.  Valentine overhears the Dukes talking about their bet and goes to find Winthorpe to try to get even with them, as he doesn’t enjoy people fucking with his life.   With the help of Ophelia and their butler Coleman, the two get the drop on the Dukes by stealing their inside trading information and go on to get rich while bankrupting the Dukes at the same time.

Alex’s Thoughts: Believe it or not, kids, before he started wearing fat suits in every movie Eddie Murphy used to be really funny.  Just about every movie he’s in from the 1980′s is near perfect, this one is no exception.  They same can be said for Dan Aykroyd, and him as a drunk fish-stealing Santa is about as good as it gets for me.  The Duke brothers are also a highlight for me, as well as the scene on the train; I will laugh every time Murphy says ‘Jerky Beef?’.  If you’ve never seen it, please give yourself a great Christmas present and watch it; or if you have seen it give yourself a great Christmas present and watch it again.  Alex Rates This Movie 9/10

Tim’s Thoughts: There is nothing I can say about this that Alex hasn’t, so I will keep this short. Eddie Murphy is in beast mode, and is as he once was, hilarious, and Dan Aykroyd was skinny. This movie is a classic and just as funny now. Tim Rates This Movie 10/10 (This isn’t even Murphy’s funniest 80′s movie)

“I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.”

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Sneakers (with guest reviewer and contest winner Christine)

Release Date: 9/9/1992 – Rated PG-13

Starring: Robert Redford (The Natural), Dan Aykroyd (Spies Like Us)

Plot Summary: Martin, along with his team of former criminals, runs a business where his group breaks into a company’s location to find their security weaknesses and informs the company about them to make them safer.  Business is pretty slow, that is until a pair of National Security Administration agents come up with a business proposition for him.  In exchange for $175k, all Martin has to do is steal a code breaking machine from a nerdy mathematician; or he can choose not to do it and spend the rest of his life in the clink.  The guys from the NSA know that he was a computer hacker back in the day, and that his friend got caught, took all the blame and died in prison for it; they have no problem turning him in.  He has no options except to agree to their terms, and succeed in getting the box that contains the code breaking microchip. It’s there that Martin and his team get crossed and double-crossed as they try to keep this technology out of dangerous hands,

Alex’s Thoughts: I am ashamed to admit it, but this is the first time I’ve seen this flick, and I was not disappointed - thank you Christine.  With the exception of Ben Kingsley, I thought the acting was great all around; Redford, Poitier & River Phoenix did a terrific job.  I would have liked to see more from Dan Aykroyd’s crazy conspiracy theory guy, but his stories of mutilated cows, the Roswell landings our staged trip to the moon with have to do.   The story was pretty good, and there is nothing like a well made caper to keep me entertained.  If there is one satisfying thing I got from this movie, it was hearing James Earl Jones say the word ‘Winabago’.

Tim’s Thoughts: I am glad I wasn’t the only person disappointed in Ben Kingsley in this movie. Other than that it’s a fun semi-spy computer caper. Funny to be reminded of the fact that as recently as the early nineties computers seemed so simple, and man will River Phoenix be missed, he was so talented. Good call on the review, and I hope this gets a few people to go and check this out.

Christine’s Thoughts: I can start by saying that any movie which has the cast that this movie has is tops in my book. I love, love, love Mary McDonnell. I can remember the first time I watched this movie and honestly I wasn’t very interested, but then it slowly grew on me. Maybe it was my husbands doing, but I soon found myself watching it about once a month. I am a nerd at heart and any nerd or nerd wannabe cannot go wrong with a movie packed full of humor, espionage, computers galore and some sex-appeal. Don’t let this movie fool you, it really is entertaining

Final Thoughts: This was a ‘like’ all-around.  It’s a good old-fashioned caper movie, and even though it centers around technology from 19-years ago it manages to hold up really well thanks to a solid story line and great acting.

Alex Rates This Movie 8/10

Tim Rates This Movie 8/10

Christine Rates This Movie 9/10

“You know I could have been in the NSA, but they found out my parents were married.”

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